LIFE ACCORDING TO QUINO
"I think the way life flows is wrong. It should be backwards. One should die first, to get away from it once and for all. 
Then, live in a nursing home until they get you out when you aren’t so old anymore to be there. Then, you start working. Work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. Then parties, feasts, drugs, alcohol, fun, lovers, boyfriends, girlfriends, everything, until you are ready to enter junior high. 
Then you go through elementary school and you are a kid that spends the day playing without responsibilities of any kind. 
Then you become a baby, and you go again into the womb. There, you spend the best last nine months of your life, floating in warm liquid, until your life shuts down with a tremendous orgasm…
That really is life!”
BY: QUINO
Translation by: like-a-million-suns

LIFE ACCORDING TO QUINO

"I think the way life flows is wrong. It should be backwards. One should die first, to get away from it once and for all. 

Then, live in a nursing home until they get you out when you aren’t so old anymore to be there. Then, you start working. Work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. Then parties, feasts, drugs, alcohol, fun, lovers, boyfriends, girlfriends, everything, until you are ready to enter junior high. 

Then you go through elementary school and you are a kid that spends the day playing without responsibilities of any kind. 

Then you become a baby, and you go again into the womb. There, you spend the best last nine months of your life, floating in warm liquid, until your life shuts down with a tremendous orgasm…

That really is life!”

BY: QUINO

Translation by: like-a-million-suns

(Source: changitos-en-las-nubes)

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